Trump reportedly called Norwegian minister ‘out of the blue’ to ask about Nobel prize

Deserves a peace prize because:

A: That one black guy got one

B: He will have ended a war by giving the aggressor what they’ve already taken (plus a little more, if I’m not mistaken) while stripping an ally of most of their country’s natural resources. But, peace!

The Nobel Peace Prize has famously gone to some of the worst individuals on the planet. So I guess it would be fitting for Trump to get one.

The black hole demands more adulation

What a fucking loser

Who defines the sexiest man alive? I think I'd really deserve it. Not because I'm that sexy, but it would really boost my confidence.

I wonder if he asked the Norwegian minister if Kristiania was nice in the summer...