Hey girl, are you a paleontologist? Cause that camel toe is giving me a bone for you to discover 😏
There’s a humping joke in there too somewhere.
Because of the swift and gluttonous bone eating camel slug that has infected almost all camels, many of the camel bones have yet to be discovered. Psychics have been used to fill in where science has failed, though with new methods both for combatting the slugs and looking inside of live camels on the horizon, many are eager to discover the remaining bones.
Keep eating kids until you find them all.
Kellogg's abandoned the promotion, with half the camel undiscovered, after a child choked on a metatarsal bone.
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"Fig. 1.2. Discovered portion of the skeleton of the previously unknown camelid ancestor"
🟥 Discovered Bones ⬜ Undiscovered Bones