Hey, that’s not yours!

Ducklease.

I'll borrow one... And return it by 5pm... Sometime in 2035...

I want a new duck.

Gotta have intent to permanently deprive for it to be duck theft. Without it it's just a civil issue like tresspass to chattels. Maybe some local statute about abuse/misuse of livestock.

I just want to confirm if this bird is real.

How can I return what has already been flushed down the toilet?