Hmmm...
Hmmm...
Hmmm...
"Fish" looks like it has to work at a Starbucks for $11 an hour.
"I could bite clean through your torso and this counter, spit it out and stomp on it before you realize you're dead, but sure, I'm the one that fucked up the app order that clearly states you asked for cold brew and not an Americano, but whatever, I don't get payed enough to kill the stupid customers."
I love convergent evolution
What reptile is that?
An ichthyosaur I think, although they’ve all been dead for a hot minute (as in tens of millions of years)
Sounds more like a cold couple of minutes, but I'm not good at math
They are all fish 🤓
There's no such thing as a fish 🤓 (Edit: which btw is a phenomenally fun podcast by the staff of QI, absolutely worth a listen)
What's with land vertebrates and evolving back to the sea?
Endless summer vacation.
I like this as a replacement for the Winnie the Pooh tuxedo image macro
Fish looks like me when I have a mandated office day.
Soooo, fish, fish, and... Ummm... Fish, got it.
I love how every vertebrate is a fish or none are.
cant be true, cause the fish has the exact face as i do on monday mornings
Why is the reptile looking at me like that. What does he know that I don't?
⬆️Signature look of superiority