Cheers my dudes

Then you got to go to church if you want to stay out of hell. God just fucking hates us.

God is a capitalist
- I would have said god is a fascist. There's a real "do what I've decided is best for you, or there will be hell to pay" (pun intended) vibe throughout his interactions with humanity.
  
  But he does always seem to need money, so maybe you have a point.

A workday was also like 4 hours or less in biblical times though.

The idea that people in the past worked long, grueling hours due to lack of technology is a myth. People had way more free time in those days.

I've heard this a few times and wholeheartedly believe it. But I don't know any sources, when I'm asked. Do you happen to know any?

Smoke meth: hail Satan: raise hell: and praise Dale 🤘
- Smoke grass, eat ass, and get out of the left lane to let others pass!

I wish my industry had unions lol

Start talking to your coworkers!

Even if you don't convince your workplace to unionize, you're laying the groundwork for the next person who tries.
- That's true, but it's easier said than done. As someone who already experienced job loss once this year, I'm not looking to go through with it again. I have to look out for myself and my family first, unfortunately.

God doesn't exist.

And in a few more decades neither will unions. I'd laugh if it wasn't so sad.
Wait how do you know?
- Let me rephrase. "There is no evidence that god exists". Better?
- Somehow the reddit athiest gang is even worse here lol

Can someone link actual facts of this info so I can argue it with my boomer family that doesn't get it?

When they tell you that your lazy and expect to have everything handed to you, this is what they mean.
- You are savage... but truthfully
- "I ain't seen a white man beat like that since Abraham Lincoln... dude."
- ROFL

I like the facts, but know nothing about Dale Earnhardt. Was he not a typical Republican?

It's hard to say, while he did grow up stuck in a western town, outside of racing there's not much else known about his life outside of what's been show by him and his son.

You can't make assumptions based on the stereotypes.
- I know, that's why I'm asking, for all I know he was very liberal. I'm not a NASCAR guy by any stretch and don't know anything about these guys, but I know what the fans tend to be like.
Yeah, seconded. He’s in a business surrounded by right wingers and right wing fans. It would be highly unlikely that he didn’t lean hard right, but sometimes these guys surprise you. Like Garth Brooks being a super-popular country singer back in the day but being very liberal - of course that political stance wasn’t talked about at all during the height of his fame.
- News to me. I don't know anything about Brooks beyond that he sounds like every other country music guy, so I definitely just painted him with the same brush as what I know about the rest.

Is there a source for this quote? My googling failed me

It's a meme. Dale Earnhardt (probably) didn't say tthat.
- Yeahhh. That writing, too, lmao. As a Carolinian, the little faded "comrade" was a good one. Down to earth and huge hearted as he was said to be, I don't think the christian republican co-owner of Dale Earnhardt Inc. is your friendski, pal
Best I can do is this Wikipedia article.
In H3 Podcast lore, it stems from this clip
It's from It's part of a comedy bit by Keith Lowell Jensen.

Didn’t this dude work every Sunday?

I thank Pope Gregory XIII who introduced calendar according to which today is Friday.