Mold curse: I curse you as well as three generations of your descendants with an inconvenient falling onion

Every person affected by this curse will once during their lifetime have an onion fall and hit the top of their head. It will happen at the most inconvenient time possible, such as:

• While driving to the interview for your dream job stressed out and late in heavy traffic.
• While leaning in to kiss your crush after a surprisingly successful date.
• While giving birth to the next generation of onion targets.