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Godric @lemmy.world

3d ago

May as well ride the sewer-slide now SMH my head

I utterly despise the self-censorship that algorithmic social media forces people to engage in for the comfort of advertisers. I wish all advertisers a infected stubbed toe.

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- Fuck on the internet
  
  Don't mind if I do.
  
  Explain how
- Whoever downvoted this is a fucking prude
  
  I get downvotes on this every time I post it. Just lets me know it’s effective at its message.
- You can only say it on the parts of the internet that matter. The rest aren't worth our time.
Screen those piddly lame ass infected toes, I wish all commercial advertisers straight up instant death. Make one website where people can look you up, and have promotions happen there; but nothing should ever be advertised anywhere outside that.
Advertisement is a cancer. Bad in every way.
Got my yelling at clouds done for today. I offer no further solution, but adverts are definitely just a problem of humanity, not a benefit.
- I think Bill Hicks had a good solution.
  That was over 30 years ago though, sadly those seeds didn't sprout.
Feels like this became reality...
- Americans calling all biscuits “cookies” but also still specifically referring to cookies as cookies. Australians calling chips chips but also calling crisps chips.
- Breadystack would be a really good sandwich shop name.
Check out my new death metal band Unalived by Seggs. It's the only way we can post on Insta...
- ~~death~~ unalive metal
  
  Damn it! You're right. I got demonetized which is not as metal as it sounds..
- Do I still have to upload my ID to listen to you on Spotify?
  
  Yes. They mention a notstraight crush
I say exactly what I want to say and fork anyone who has a problem with it.
- Dont be such a condescending bench.
  
  Bench please.
- Too spoon.
Ok sure but how did bro manage to get shot with a knife?
- According to atf.gov, this is how:
  
  Hi I went to atf.gov but I don't see the store page anywhere. How do I buy this from them
  
  "scout knife with a surprise"
- Knife launcher (now available in full auto)
Fantastic.
Between late stage capitalism, religious puritanism, and outside enemy states, who is doing the most to condition our population to become willfully vapid and ignorant?
- Capitalism found a real good method with LLMs
- those are all the same thing
When I browse documentaries on streaming platforms, around 50% are true crime. Then around 20% are about food, 20% about aliens, and the rest comprise the remaining 10%. Producers need to take a break from all the true crime content.
- Is it so popular because so many are made; or so many are made because it's so popular?
Bill Hicks put it best.

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