I ain't got no time to maintain some stupid little plastic bread clip. I got a landlord to feed.

Im tired of having to meet all these societal expectations and not even getting the necessities of life.

Yes I have secured housing finally, but it is only a temporary stay of the executioners axe. This one year lease will run out and my rent will go higher then I can afford (again).

This 30 pack of beer is to my next life and death struggle to secure housing. Don't forget to tip your landlord!

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