When the dog came up, I was expecting it to go “and the dog agreed it was a good stick”
89 0 ReplyWhy do you think the dog was complicit with the distraction tactic
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If your husband and son both agree it's a nice stick, I gotta side with them on this one.
85 0 ReplyNow the question is...
Is it a sword stick, a gun stick, or a magic staff stick?
75 0 ReplyAsking the real questions!!!
11 0 ReplyOr a bow?
7 0 ReplyOr an axe?
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Perhaps it's a kung fu staff stick
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I can't believe the post didn't include a picture of the stick. I think I speak for every guy in this thread, I want to see the stick so I can judge how good of a stick it was for myself.
47 0 ReplyAgreed.
Sticks or it didn't happen, OP.
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There is a very nice stick near the door that my son found. It’s a good stick.
37 0 ReplySticks are a dime a dozen, not of interest to anyone. A nice stick, now that's something special. You take that baby home.
37 0 Reply10-year-old me feels called out lol. But you know what? If your kid likes a stick that was free instead of wanting something that costs hundreds of dollars? Quit your bitching and just tell them it's a nice stick.
9 0 ReplyI wouldn’t say she reached the level of “bitching’, just understandably quizzical. Aren’t you curious about things sometimes?
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It's the legendary sword!
28 0 ReplyNot a boy or man, and I have a REALLY good stick I found in middle school, 26 years ago. And some other pretty good sticks to. Everyone loves a good stick
25 0 ReplySo you're a... dog?
11 0 ReplyLeast sexist Reddit... wait
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Sticks can be quite useful, sure. Especially a bundle of them.
24 0 ReplyI'm a bit of a bundle of sticks myself
24 0 ReplySo a fa..... Nope, just... nope.
5 0 ReplyI am as well! And I do love me a good stick.
3 0 ReplyYou know where you can stick your bundle ?
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i'd put the words in there too but idk if the mods would be ok with that lmao
15 0 ReplyThen there's those who walk both roads at the same time.
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I wouldn’t be suprised if recognizing a strong practical stick is ingrained in our evolved mind.
14 0 ReplyI was gonna write a similar comment before I saw yours
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It's the primal lizard brain seeing it as a good weapon for defense or hunting. Put a sharpened rock on the end of the stick and now it's a spear!
22 0 ReplyPut 2 stones on it and it becomes a sword
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Daughter has collected sticks since she could walk. They are all special and unique and can't possibly be disposed of.
16 0 ReplyDude, I don’t understand how a guy could not appreciate a nice stick.
16 0 ReplyIf you want to understand the personality of your son, hand him a stick and then watch what his imagination transforms it into
12 0 ReplyThe first tool.
11 0 Replyit's likely our wrists evolved to bend side-to-side because our ancestors fucking loved swinging sticks around so much.
11 0 ReplyApparently we are also especially good at locking our wrists which enables us to precisely throw stuff. Probably a similar origin
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These boys will be boys memes are the dumbest things around. I wish they'd die off.
11 0 ReplySounds like someone doesn't like sticks
42 0 ReplyThey just don't get it.
13 0 ReplyI found a good stick and put it in my shed. Later my wife found it and agreed that it was a good stick.
7 0 ReplySticks are great, that's why I hate these boys will be boys memes. It's pointlessly gendered
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This is me on any hike.
11 0 ReplySticks can be fun for lots of reasons. If your son likes that stick, just let him have it imo.
10 0 ReplySTICKS
Quick, check the genitals for an explanation!
10 0 ReplyI have one saved from my son in my trunk .... and my entryway.... and a closet.... maybe more? Do other people actually do this shit?
9 0 Reply13 0 ReplyHonestly sticks make for very good decorations
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I am a stick!
7 0 ReplyYou could be fire!
4 0 Replygrabs you
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I kiss my stick, it's my stick, you can't pick up my stick, keep your mitts off my stick.
6 0 ReplyMarilyn Manson had sticks removed so he could kiss his stick.
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I found a giant stick in school 3 years ago it's still in my room to this day lol
6 0 ReplyThey both have autism
6 0 Replyall hail stick stickly
6 0 ReplyEverybody loves a nice stick!
5 0 Reply4 0 ReplyI was going to if someone else hadn't!
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Stick!
4 0 ReplyWhat's brown and sticky?
2 0 ReplyWeapons
2 0 ReplyI am a stick.
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