History of god

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Another good one...

Which came first? People or animals?

Genesis 1: Animals came first. (7 day creation)

Genesis 2: Man came first, then animals, then when God figured out animals weren't good companions, he created Eve. (not 7 day creation)

The reason for this is Genesis 1 is the Elohist creation myth and Genesis 2 is the Yahwist creation myth.

But try telling that to evangelicals.
- On Day 1 God created light
  
  On Day 2 God created earth
  
  On Day 4 God created the sun
  
  Okay. On day 1 what was the source of light? It wasn't the sun.
  
  On Day 4 the sun was created, but how was there 3 days before that? You can't have a day without a day/night cycle the sun is responsible for.
Disappears for 2000 years.
If god were real, why does that picture have so many compression artefacts?

Check mate Christians.
BECAUSE HE LOVES YOU!

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