And Also, Your Tesla Smells Like Ass

I think it's called a frunk

Casual Dodge Viper in the shot.

Walks over to the other side of the parking lot and throws a bag of trash into an actual Tesla: .... fuggin idiots and their Teslas

Such a poor comparison to the dumpster. It deserves better than to be compared to trash like that.

Where's the fire?

Dumpsters get tossed around by garbage trucks and their panels stay on.

What are we doing criticizing tesla? I'm by no means endorsing Elon musk but I think it's best not to get cought up in the politics of this all, teslas are still some of the best value electric cars.

Well because buying a Tesla is funding a nazi and the world will be better if we peer pressure people away from giving money to a nazi scumbag.
Maybe in the beginning Tesla had good engineers. Now those engineers left and the remaining engineers, well it seems they have no say to improve things or aren't that good. Tesla is constantly covering up all the issues with their vehicles. Elon has done his best to use political connections to increase sales and make it harder for competitors to compete. Even had Trump doing an ad for Tesla right infront of the Whitehouse. I wouldn't ever buy any Tesla manufactured these days, wouldn't even take it for free with all the safety concerns.
Like the Cyber Truck, loosing body parts on the Highway or won't start again after washing it. After saying goodbye to technicians and just looking to produce fast and cheap, the teslas are a dangerous fudge on wheels, made by poorly prepared and paid workers.
- Ok i'm willing to die on this hill. I completly agree with you on the cybertruck, it is a truck and trucks suck. But as for the smaller cars the dangrous fudge on wheels part is probably due to people misusing the self-driving feature, if you use your tesla like a normal car and not like a self driving car then it is really good.
  On second thoughts the main issue of tesla seams to be that they have horrible quality control, which definitely sucks.
Teslas suck for many reasons, Elon aside. Seriously just do some surface level research and you'll realize how silly your comment is.