Me venting about native english-speakers

Before, my maximum respect to W. Shakespeare, L. Carroll and other artists. Let them out of it.

Americans: i would be American too, because America is a continent. Then, a semi-communist guy proposed call them "USonians", clearing the ambiguous language.
My worst problem in english is adjective position: "a guy tall fat... oh, no... a tall fat guy" (swapping constantly adjectives position at writing). You can't imagine the wasted time for this cause, but I'm not blaming you.
"El/La... spanish is so weird". Seriously? did you see your language?

"Ella me quiere" - "She loves me" (not I)

"Yo soy querido por ella" - "I am (be)loved by her" (not she)

"Yo la quiero [a ella]" - "I love her" (not she again)

NOTE: "She/her" vs "Ella/ella"

Trans person appears

"Tell me they/them" (eh? plural noun for single person??? you lost me)

Dog (me: 🙎‍♂️dogo or 🙎‍♀️doga?)

male dog/female dog 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♂️ perro/perra

little male dog/little female dog 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♂️ perrito/perrita

🤦🤦🤦🤦

NOTE: english language struggle so much for merge common pieces, it put adverbs and things before noun without worries (it implies that they never thought in this problematic)

"spanish is not gender friendly"

No, I fix it: "people is not gender friendly"

Spanish language is so flexible, you can do:

"elle" (el+ella)

"le" (not elegant "el"+"la" but possible)

It is the LGBT community but not mainstream, they replace to E all of A/O letters.

perro/perra/perre

LAST THING:

I'm not "a language nazi" but I am pointing you that your language is not perfect, like certain delirious guys believe. You must be thankful that you don't need learn another language to communicate internationally but don't abuse.