Horny🧠

Me (a man):

Wakes up... "Hmmm. I really have to pee."

My brain: "Horny! HORNY NOW!"

Me: "What?! No! Why??? Ughhh!!"

Finnastride can help with this according to Hasanabi.

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Really? That's sus. Seems more likely you just posted an older version and the newer one is a modified version OP posted.
- I literally made it myself based on the original post from Instagram

i feel this is usually a bigger problem when you have a dick.

I'm a woman and I disagree
- it's not exactly the same as a full understanding but my transmasc friends labido in the first year of T was much worse than my first year of E (so far atleast).
  The labido of a teenage boy is fucking INTENSE, all they do is think with their dick (well not in my friends case lol). However my emotion regulation is WAYYYY worse than his was, I am a blob of emotionally distraught tears.
  neither of us would get off HRT for the world though.
- yeah but now i have two people with reference points to both feminine and masculine hormonal makeup that agree with my assumption so I'm gonna believe them more...
  ... not because they have unique perspectives but because they reaffirm my previously held beliefs
- No, pyre is correct.
that's a common belief, but it varies a lot by individual, with many women having higher sex drives than men
https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/talking-apes/202212/do-men-really-have-stronger-sex-drives-than-women
- i actually wasn't talking about men vs women; i was talking about having a dick vs not, specifically because of having to deal with a boner during the day... but apparently some trans people who start taking T can get overwhelmed with how much it horns them up so i don't know; maybe it's anecdotally true even.
  other than that I've always believed it's (at least mostly) social conditioning though.
  edit: i got too excited to clarify that i forgot to check your link before i responded. i gotta say it's not really challenging the idea (that I wasn't trying to suggest originally).
  first of all it says
  On average, men have higher sex drives, but about a third of women have a higher sex drive than the average male.
  so it's already suggesting that it's not a myth.
  second of all the way it phrases things seems to target people who don't understand what averages are: it gives as an example on average men are taller but there are women who are taller than men. well duh... that's how averages vs exceptions work. that doesn't mean "neither is taller, it's totally random" it still means men are taller on average.
  of course if the rates it gives are true, the exception being a third of women is quite significant.
- The researchers propose to measure affect in terms of how easily you get aroused when faced with a sexual stimulus or situation. Likewise, behavior involves the frequency of sexual acts. And finally, cognition has to do with how often you think about sex.
  that's actually really interesting that there's different categories of sex drives
for man its easier and faster to release that horny statement
- yeah but it's kinda frowned upon by the people around
Why? Gets physically in the way? Can't, like... Do push-ups?
- having to deal with a boner when you don't want it is an annoyance.

True. A good, safe environment will kickstart your baby making hormones into overdrive.

I thought it was the opposite: dangerous situations kicked the hormones into overdrive?
- You're not going to believe this, but it can be both. For different reasons.
- It's always horny time

So about two years ago, my libido switched to working not at all. Its previous stage was working-half-assed for most of my adult life. Psych-meds were (and probably still are) a factor.

I kinda hoped it's going to be wheeee! I'm ace! GARLIC BREAD!

Alas, no.

But I now have two noteworthy phenomena:

The first is I'll look at something erotic. Usually porn. There's lots of porn available, and my brain goes this is important. It means something to me and tries to decipher it like a 70s era acid rock album cover or a Salvador Dali painting. It's not titillating... not quite. It's like someone gave me a post-hypnotic suggestion years ago and I accidentally came across the triggering image, but that subconscious code is faint and sepia now and gives me strange impulses.

The other phenomenon is when my brain goes HORNY and I'll look at porn and it skips right over it. HORNY! It's like the zombies deciding Homer Simpson doesn't have enough brains to be interesting, there's no sexy in these curves. Nor these. Nor these. Everything is all wrong! This is super frustrating, and sometimes I'm compelled to keep looking for the stimulus that has the right pins in the right order to turn the lock.

I understand Leon now, Nothing is worse than having an itch you can never scratch!

Sadly this was a factor in my separation with my wife. We still see each other once a week for dinner. It's a zesty blend of complicated and tragic, the kind that happens while ~~society collapses~~ Titanic sinks.

that's rough but as a stranger I appreciate the insight, what about meds ie: viegra ?
- Viagra and Cialis worked when I was younger and probably would work still. But they're not covered by Medicare-D and are very expensive to purchase.
  Not wholly off the table, though, if we get lucky and find a source.

Well then, it's a beautiful day to be horny I guess 🤷‍♀️

Coincidentally it's my birthday, so it's a beautiful horny day
- happy birthday, ya horndog

But hornieness just improves any day!

Eh, depends on the person. I'm ace and don't really feel it mentally but my body will respond to things so I generally just find it to be an inconvenience. Though sometimes my partner and I get a good laugh about it because I'll not realize it sometimes and she'll notice before me.
- Aces are pretty nice to have have when gambling.

In before the no-fap weirdos show up

you are no-fap because you have an unhealthy relationship to sex
i am no-fap because i plant to die like a male bee: nutting so hard my balls explode
we are not the same

Real

I thought this was Jessica!