New iPhone 15 Includes 12 Animal Sounds And Colorful Lever
New iPhone 15 Includes 12 Animal Sounds And Colorful Lever
CUPERTINO, CA—In a stunning conclusion to the highly anticipated keynote address, Apple announced Tuesday that the new iPhone 15 will include 12 animal sounds and a colorful lever. “The next sea change in personal electronics has arrived, and it goes moo,” said CEO Tim Cook, explaining to a crowd of...
The Tim Cook goes...
"Good moOOorning!"
The Steve jobs goes "fuck the newton"
Ironically, the ARM chip in the iPhone only exists because Apple tried to make the Newton.
I bet the 16 will have TWO levers!
ima gonna wait for the Gillette model.
*Only the pro version
Well sure, but what kind of poverty-stricken commoner can't afford the pro version?
You really have to be a normie to buy an iPhone...
I have five PCs, two RPis, some laptops, gigabit, multiple switches running shit all across my house…
Or a phone, I want something I touch and it work good. I don’t want to have to fuck with it, I don’t want to have to get new ones often (this one is five years old) and I don’t use Google anything (privacy.)
I don’t have any other choice. Also iOS is dope.
Nah, you just have to want to treat your phone as an appliance rather than yet another computer to fuck around with.
…and it helps when the friends & family around you are normies overwhelmingly using Apple devices, lol.
If by “normie” you mean “normal person” then sure, I guess…
Mooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I came pretty close to eating the onion on this one.