I'm jaded in the shower

Jaded on the telephone

Jaded when I see you

Jaded when I'm all alone

You people are morons

You don't have a freakin' clue

And I pray to the ancients

Tell me, what can I do?

I'm Jaded

So Jaded

Da da da da da

I'm Jaded

So Jaded

Da da da da da

I've considered mass slaughter

Pondered the monastery

A cabin in the woods

Looks good to me

Pipe bombs in the mail

But was it all to no avail?

Will the claws of the metal beast

Still prevail?

You people are morons

You don't have a freakin' clue

And I pray to the ancients

Tell me, what can I do now?

Spellbound, spellbound

By the lie

Wrapped up, wrapped up

Oh so tight

You know, you know, you know

You're so right

Never asking

Never, never asking why

You people are morons

You don't have a freakin' clue

And I pray to the ancients

Tell me, what can I do now?

I'm Jaded

So Jaded

Da da da da da

I'm Jaded

So Jaded

Da da da da da

Sit in your box

Tap on your screen

Vomit some opinion

No-one cares what it means

You people are morons

You don't have a freakin' clue

And I pray to the ancients

Tell me, what can I do now?

I'm Jaded (He's Jaded)

So Jaded (So Jaded)

Da da da da da

I'm Jaded (He's Jaded)

So Jaded (So Jaded)

Da da da da da