Don't pull a knife on Americans
Don't pull a knife on Americans
From Mimi
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Whys he looking at the back of the card?
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He reversed it. Simple as
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Making sure it's not a counterfeit card. Only gotta follow genuine Uno cards.
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There's less extreme and non-violent ways of provoking gun violence from americans...
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Like going to school
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Or literally just go anywhere. Grocery store, cinema, music festival, the mall...
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I keep an uno reverse card in my wallet for this very reason (actually mostly for if a cop pulls me over, but either way)
I'm just worried I'll forget it's there and not use it
"No, YOU'RE under arrest for reckless driving, possession of large quantities of 7 different controlled substances, and being too cool for school!"
"Alright alright, I'll come quietly! Here's the keys to your police cruiser, your badge, your gun, and your first paycheck!"
"Help, I'm a cop!"
Cop pulls out a second reverso
"No you're under arrest for grand theft auto, possession of 14 difference controlled substances, and being too cool for college!"