This is your mom speaking, don't eat when you're on the computer
What if im on a chair and working at it
(I am your dad)
No, absolutely not
(I'm your recently deceased aunt who died going the wrong way down the highway)
More specifically, my hand caught the edge of the container on its way to resting position. Now my dog is getting two dinners.
Was about to say you might wanna call your vacuum cleaner for that after seeing the leash.
Well, if your dog is anything like mine, make sure you remember to pick up the clean and perfectly intact broccoli after they’re done.
Haha. Mines a gud gurl. She eats her veggies.
And my veggies.
And whatever else looks vaguely edible.
Mildly infuriating. Or, as your dog refers to it, "a great day!"
Carpet is disgusting, I will never understand why people would ever have that stuff in their house
It's soft, reduces noise, and is warmer than hard floors. I love hardwood floors, but carpet has advantages.
If I wasn't a filthy rentoid this room would have a concrete slab as a floor. It's my do-everything office/workshop/ game room. Lord knows the carpets will be being replaced upon my departure.
Sorry 😞
Got dog vacuum?
My condolences. Ive done that with a big ass bowl of fried rice i made at the end of a very long day, I was furious :(
(Tho my stuff is usually too spicy for most animals to touch xD)
........are those seriously 5lbs dumbells??? I've never understood who would get any gains from 5lbs. Why do they even exist???
They're 10lbs, and there's something called "physical therapy" you should look into before mocking people's exercise equipment 🤷🏾♂️
You slam them down against things
They're not intended for "gains", but for pilates and such. But in my actuality, they're mostly ornimental.
Please clean....
My dog did 👍🏽
That'll happen in the midst of autoerotic asphyxiation.
