Don't forget about PFAS!
Luckily, for the younger generations, we'll probably just get cancer instead of becoming massive malleable assholes
Boomers also have them, or do you think they intentionally target millennials?
Don't forget the nanoplastics! These are even more hazardous!
Bah. I dont care about lead, microplastics or even covid.
Chernobyl and mad cow-disease are my jam.
I still licked lead pain in the craddle, ate too many food preservatives and artificial colorants, ate too much red meat, too much fat, got micro plastics poisoning...
And all I have to tell is bad breath, flatulence that could strip paint off the walls and a stupid sense of humour.
Nah, because every future generation will have it too.
And the person responsible for both issues is the same dude Roy J. Plunkett
This one's gonna last a few (the final few?) generations.
Once at a Phish show, I consumed a rather copious amount of 🍄’s while hanging w/ mah friends beforehand. For some reason I couldn’t get the image of Plastic Man (Comic cartoon on Saturday mornings in the early 80’s) Out of my head. Every fucking song from that show I processed through the Plastic Man perspective. I was done with that memory before my brain would allow me to forget it. It was a loooonnnggg show b/c 🍄’s.
Pffft! .... at least microplastics take decades or a lifetime of accumulation to affect your body, mind and health
Social media rots your brain and mental capacity in a matter of years or months
Eliminating lead products has been a lot more feasible than the impossible task of eliminating microplastics. They are in everything. So unfortunately Gen Z and onward will suffer with us millennials.
