Simony, complicate things.
3 0 Replydaily reminder that "sodom sin" is actually sexual offense. have hot gay sex without feeling guilty, christians!
10 0 ReplyTouch pigskin while wearing clothes made of mixed fibre and eat crab while being sodomized.
I call it the sunday special.
74 0 ReplyThank you for your expertise in this matter, Mr. SatansMaggotyCumFart.
26 0 ReplyI for one am glad to see the legend return
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Old footballs used to be made from pig skin, so just play an old game of football with crab cake as snacks a little pre-game sodomy maybe some after game swing party complete with mixed fabric jerseys, make sunday game day real fun
19 0 Replynow where am i gonna find a gay rubgy club in bottoming distance?
19 0 ReplyThe Massachusetts special
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Damn new date night just dropped.
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Tell me where in the Bible it says I can’t blaze it. God shows up as a burning bush for fuck’s sake!
41 0 ReplyOnly God can blaze it. If you are devout, God my bless you with second hand toke.
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Eat a cheeseburger, blow a joint, and then have Sesbian lex
24 0 ReplyJoint first. I genuinely love the sensation of food going down the oesophagus when I'm stoned.
14 0 ReplyI didn't say it had to be in that specific order :3
12 0 Replywhen I'm high and eat a dessert I'm like "I have never been so happy"
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She will wear a polyester hoodie as she defies the god's defined image of her, for god has no final say in the creative muse of the human psyche, "Welcome the Beast." She mutters with a scoul in the mirror, weilding scissors like a crazed prisoner as she "fixes" her hair.
Shine on you crazy diamond. 💎
24 0 ReplyGod told me to eat your ass like groceries. Nvm it was Satan.
18 0 ReplySatan of the old testament is actually pretty chill. It's God who's the maniac.
11 0 ReplyThe adversary clocking in and clocking out as the boss murders innocent children after hardening some monarch's heart
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I would like to recommend bearing false witness, absolutely worth it. Also, heroin.
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