Rose's 25th Birthday was April 15th. Explains everything

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Learned the other day that Tom Cruise does the same thing but at 33. Supposedly that's a Scientology-numerology thing?
- Tom Cruise is gay, and that’s the wrong “tone” for Scientology. So he has to pretend to like women.
  
  Same with Travolta.
His current girlfriend is 27 though
- His taste changed, he’s now into grandma’s.
  
  or she showed him a fake ID
  
  Literally geriatric.
TBF, they've all been Kristen Zang circa 1996 in his minds-eye.

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