Steven Segal's award nominations on IMDB
Steven Segal's award nominations on IMDB
Stolen from inspired by a Reddit post, now with 33% more awards shown!
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Extra noticeable that he stopped receiving these kinds of awards after 2003, even though he never stopped making movies. The movies just became so bad that he isn't even eligible for bad movie awards anymore.
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His reddit AMA was hilarious. "What's one of the most interesting things you've done to one of your Russian sex slaves?" "Is it true that Gene Lebell made you shit your pants?"
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He was in executive decision for like three minutes total, was he really that bad?
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I think it's more that when the movie came out, he was actually popular for braindead action movies. It was advertised heavily as a Steven Seagal movie, but he was barely in it. It was deceptive. His presence or absence didn't affect the quality of the movie significantly either way, but it was a 'huh' moment in time.
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I remember being pumped, I saw under siege, under siege 2, ready for the new movie and dead instantly. Shit was a big wtf moment for a 12 year old.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bxzhF7a7sys
Relinking what I posted in another comment. Tell me if you feel moved by his acting.
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Dude sounds like Mitch hedberg here lol.
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If you can see him on screen, then probably.
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International Tough Guy Steven Seagal
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Change the a in segal to a u and it becomes Steven Seagul
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That's how is name is actually pronounced. He thought the artist "Chagall" had a cool name so he started pronouncing his own name the same way.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bxzhF7a7sys
My head cannon is that Steven Segal films are actually just a front to launder money, because clearly no one is buying tickets and they keep making them.
My dad used to watch them on cable all the time, had a few of the vhs versions as well. The target demo did enjoy them, it’s just that no one outside of it did.
I don’t think he’s seen any of the new extremely shit ones, but the mid/late 90s movies were what you expected out of standard action flicks of the time
Oh dear, that was so bloody awful, I have real regret for watching it.
The funniest part is how he physically moves it's like he's can't be bothered to fire that m4 normally and he's so slow.
Also it's important to remember that Segal considers himself an expert in several types of martial arts. Key words 'considers himself'.
Love how the guns always seem to be smaller replicas, like something you'd get from Toys-R-Us. He looks like Waj in Four Lions.