"How come the computer in Star Trek is always a flat monotone?"
"How come the computer in Star Trek is always a flat monotone?"
cross-posted from: https://discuss.online/post/23117884
Tone (2025-07-06)
http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/tone
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Really, any noise other than hatred or complete lack of interest should not be allowed.
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For a brief while, it didn't speak in a monotone after getting tuned up. Kirk hated it, and asked it revert to its usual voice or be scrapped.
Lwaxana Troi should have been the Enterprise computer voice, amirite!?!?
Of course, programs in the holodeck are still fair game, right?
Right?
In the culture usually if the computer tries to fuck someone they will get an unpleasant nickname.
Borchert, Borchert, loved computers more than women's butts or hooters.
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