"How come the computer in Star Trek is always a flat monotone?"

Tone (2025-07-06)
http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/tone

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Lwaxana Troi should have been the Enterprise computer voice, amirite!?!?
For a brief while, it didn't speak in a monotone after getting tuned up. Kirk hated it, and asked it revert to its usual voice or be scrapped.
In the culture usually if the computer tries to fuck someone they will get an unpleasant nickname.
- Borchert, Borchert, loved computers more than women's butts or hooters.
Of course, programs in the holodeck are still fair game, right?
Right?

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