1mo ago

(Not so)Smartphone

I'm using the 16's btw, so it's not like the older ones with the physical toggle

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Open the pod bay doors, Siri.
- I'm sorry Dave
Man, or, when I'm driving through the mountains, "Hey, Siri, play [some song I've owned 20 years and have downloaded locally to my device] in my Music app"; "I'm sorry, I'm having trouble getting a connection." You useless fuck, you never needed a connection back when it was Voice Control; it was only after we moved to the awful Siri future some 15 years ago or whatever that this unbelievably basic, used-to-be-built-in-so-I-know-you-know-how-to-do-it function was replaced with something that has to call out to the Internet to do anything of value.
WeChat for China, LINE for Japan and WhatsApp for Europe. You're on Eurasia but who the hell knows where!
- Shrödinger's Tourist
Didn't know they removed the toggle. This supports the hypothesis that they plan to remove every physical button and connector / port (which they can't, at least for the EU version).
Maybe they recognized that most people just leave their phone on silent forever.
- They replaced the toggle with a button that you can program to do any one of a selection of things. For example, my phones always on silent so I use this button to turn on/off the flashlight. They have a it a really dumb marketing name ✨ The Action Button ✨
  
  So it can only be used for one thing at a time? (https://support.apple.com/en-gb/guide/iphone/iphe89d61d66/ios)
  Even my cheap Android phone does this better, although I wish there were more modes like triple, short then long, 2 short then long, or changing action for when screen is locked vs unlocked (e.g. flashlight when locked, toggle VPN when unlocked).
  But it's at least something.
10000? That's a lot of offline games!
- Sorry to tell you that currently there’s only 44, but that’s more than good enough for me ;)
Your phone has batterieS?
- It’s a widget you can add to the Home Screen or side-bar, it lets you glance at your phone, watch, airpods and airpod case battery.
- One of them is their watch
  
  Ah, not bad.
I’m sorry, Dave...
But siri is a 8000 series computer! They have never been wrong.
An space Odyssey is a timeless film
Daisyyy Daisyyy
The only voice function I use is setting timers and I get so frustrated Google wants me to unlock my phone to do so. I am using my voice because my hands are busy. So annoying!
- Not to mention the unlock to switch to USB file transfer, default in charging mode. There's still no root-hack to default to file transfer mode?
Ironically, the reason she can’t is because it’s a physical switch.
If she turned it off for you , then the physical indicator on the switch would be wrong, but she has no ability to move the switch.
- The new iPhones have a button, not a switch so this is not an issue.
  
  Because everyone always goes out and gets the new phone?
  Yes. It’s an issue.
  ETA: some quick searches and it seems the most common phone in the 13, with around 60% being the fourteen or older.
Apple has you
im pretty sure thats the default on the action button.

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