I love everything about this, but this bit I love just slightly more:
Updated 4/30/2025: I have received hundreds of e-Mails from my flyer. I told my grandson that flyers still work in this day and age. He said societal media is the only way, but I was right. And he is still very thin. Thank you all for the interest, I will be in touch.
-Theo
Grandad showing his thin-ass grandson who's still the boss.