A system reboot would be wonderful now.
Let's hope we do better next time.
This thing needs a defrag, badly
We wont. This version has a memory leak which will continue to allow problems to build up over time.
When enough problems have leaked through, it will cause a buffer overflow, and all problems will be solved!
God is out mowing the cosmic lawn and left the universe running unattended for a few thousand years.
Are we really so worried about saving things that we needed a graceful shutdown? This feels more like a ‘flip the switch on the power strip’ kinda situation.
You don’t think there’s anything worth saving?
Anything not currently open should be fine, is reverting to a previous restore point an option?
Ew the universe is running Windows 95?
No it’s Windows ME, the universe just doesn’t have ACPI compatibility.
Listening to #3 from Selected Ambient Works Volume II by Aphex Twin as I scrolled past this post, which I think really fits with this screen
Ah, Rhubarb
It is now safe to turn off your Birmingham.
That would be the day...
