What's a perfectly bad name for a cat?
What's a perfectly bad name for a cat?
Pubert and Rapeseed are ones I'm liking so far, thanks for the suggestions!
Lo mein
Grunch
Kytteigh
Mutt
Doggo
Jizzlord
There was a dog I followed on YT who was supposedly named Cumlord. He was fucking adorable but unfortunately I think he passed away.
Moo
Pussydawg
voidfucker
Nyan
Oh boy, someone hasn't heard about H.P. Lovecraft's cat.
I thought the title said band name and was so confused
Siri or Heygoogle
The name that you chose - the cat doesn't care anyway.
H.P. Lovecraft entered the chat
That was my first thought too...
We have neighbor cat who always wants to come to our yard and start shit with our cat. Said neighbor cat has an odd narrow dark strip under his nose. We call him Hisler, or Der Furrer.
One of mine has the habit of extending just one front paw while being pet lying down. We ask if she's heiling kitler.
My grandparents had a cat named Pussy. My grandma was so upset when I told her what that was slang for
We had a cat when I was in high school named Clyde. Great indoor/outdoor cat. Every night when my mom wanted him to come home she would open the front door, step out onto the porch and yell, "Where's My Pussy!" and "Here Puss Puss Pussy! Only neighbors semi-close by were a sweet old couple who thought that was hilarious.
If you’re going to name a cat that, adopt two and name the other Weed or something.
Meowzer'); DROP TABLE Cats;--
Little Kitty Tables
This guy injects
Years back, one of mine was named Dag.
Dog
My uncle had a pitbull named "kitty kitty".
Atleast that's what he dog thought, as when my uncle would feed the cats and dog, he'd always call the cats by saying "here, kitty, kitty... ".
Adolf Kitler
Chairman Meow
Fuckboy
Schrödinger
One of my cousins used to have a dog that she had named Pavlov. :-)
That name rings a bell
Haha, I hope it was a drooler!
We had a cat called Scunger. She used to shit on the kitchen floor.
Sextoy.
You'll have many visits from animal protection and more than likely lose friends when they learn the name.
I once had a cat named Pants
I had a cat that my partner nicknamed pants. He answered to it.
Himmler.
Fido
My kitten is called Maxim Schnorky. According to him a certain amount of ethically doubtful compromise is okay if that keeps the cat food coming in.
Rover
Fido
Kat.
Pubert
C'meregoddamnit
Cougar
Rat
Cat
tetris11
Rapeseed
Would be similar to other plant names like Daisy, Rose, Iris, Poppy, Lily, Holly, Petunia
The plant is called rape. The seed is rapeseed.
Mewphistopholes
Entree.
Chad
Tggr.
Rover
Jake
Steve, short for Stephen.
Mork
Skrumpy
Gargarensis, although I can't imagine why .....
Assmagnet
Global Thermal Nuclear War
Lucifer
