What would you have done?

That looks like 50 lbs of weed.

Could you imagine just leaving 40 lbs of weed in a closet like that?

I hope they contacted the authorities about that 30 lbs of weed.

The last thing anyone needs when renting is to be responsible for 20 lbs of weed.

What weed?
Put the part about contacting the authorities about 20 lbs at the end, and you have the perfect joke.
- What 20 lbs? They just caught a guy with a few ounces on him...

What am I looking at here? I'm guessing that's weed?

I’ll need a couple bags to test and make sure. Maybe 3-4 to get enough to determine 100%. I’ll get the results back to you in a couple of months.
- I can only hope you're a dab hand at this. It's high time someone provided answers!
- I feel like even if Willie Nelson and Snoop Dogg worked together on it, they would have a tough time going through 50 pounds of weed in a couple months.
  Like even if they're crazy and they each go through an ounce a day, that's a little less than a pound every two weeks, Which would mean that this is at least a two-year supply of weed for both Willie Nelson and Snoop Dogg at the same time.

NGL, my boy's lucky he didn't get shot, much less disappeared.

The sheer amount of it makes me think that tampering with it will get you in trouble with some bad people

Yeah, I wouldn't mess with the kind of people who own that much, or even let on that I'd seen it.
I guess it depends on where you're at? Those look like ounces not pounds, honestly not that much value even if they were pounds, especially if you're in a place where it's legal.
Replace two of the bags with oregano and tip off the police. The police report x kg of weed seized instead of x-½ because they want to look good. Dealers believe all is accounted for and you have 2 whole 9 bars to enjoy at your leisure.

What do you do with so much weed if you can't sell it? There's some preservation method? Like weed jam or weed pickles?

Make weed butter and leave it in the freezer. Use it to make mind blowing edibles whenever you want. Keeps for about a year.
- Huh, I've had some for longer and it hasn't turned yet. I guess I'm lucky (or my freezer is colder or idk)
- Butter kept in the freezer can be kept indefinitely.
That was gonna be my question. So how would you offload it before it goes bad?
- Does weed go bad?
Make butter and freeze it
like the other person said, concentrates. That's why concentrates are so big in the cannabis market, fresh flower doesn't keep very long or sell at the kind of volume that edibles or pens made from concentrates do
- Dried flower stays good for a VERY long time. I myself found some forgotten buds in those plastic orbit containers. Was few years old, still tasted and felt like fresh
My dad makes balm for his arthritis
- oh, does he apply/rub it on his back or joints ? what kind of effects does this have ? I've never heard of it
Concentrates. Easy and safe ones to make at home are bubble hash or green dragon. One of my friends used to make BHO (butane honey oil), which can be quite dangerous.

an empty closet?

Somebody must have smoked a joint in the house somewhere because I can definitely smell something

Nah bro, that's 50lbs of incense

That's 125 lb of incense.
- 15lbs of incense

In Canada that's what your grandma grows in her backyard.

I appreciate that it is at least mostly organized on the shelves. It adds a level of professionalism.

What would I do? Contemplate where the fuck I went so ethically wrong in my life that I became a landlord, that's what.

I thought the white ones were powder and I felt a lot less conflicted. but I see now that it looks lumpy, like more weed

No conflict at all in my mind. Leave no evidence of being there. Put out a few cameras to catch the faces of anyone entering. Call the cops and the DEA, and stay clear til the dust settles.

Narc
It just weed u dumb fucking cop lmao
- It could be a serious criminal organization that breaks into other people's properties to store something illegal that could get you, the landlord, jailed, not even talking about other things like violence. This isn't your friend growing a bud and sharing it with others, this shit looks morally uncomfortable.
Love the taste of leather from your daddy?

2 hours is enough to watch No Country for Old Men.

I thought it was cocaine at first and I was thinking End Of Watch

You can't go and ruin a small local entrepreneur like that.

I mean unless she wanted to enter the drug trafficking business, there's not much to do, hide away a few packages and then call the cops

They're just buds, and without the proper extraction equipment, there's not much you can do with it other than make some very weak edibles. I suppose you could also smoke it, but then you'd skunk up the entire neighborhood and not even get that* high.

10 years ago I would be salivating over this picture, but with legalization being a thing in many parts of the world for so long now, it's kind of hard to get excited over buds when you're used to high-terpene concentrates that are easily 5x stronger than flower.

No disrespect but my brother in dank, maybe take a solid T break if u can't smoke some buds and get high.
- That's what I'm saying. I quit smoking a couple years ago and now when I do I can't even find weed weak enough to not totally fuck me up.
- My comment was missing a word. Fixed it.
You’re the “I can’t get drunk off of beer” of weed, that’s concerning
- My comment was missing a word. Fixed it.
This dude be dropping 8kg dabs by the sounds of it x
- Not exactly. 1g of concentrate will last me almost a week. Bud just isn't that potent unless you're a Boomer, or someone who really doesn't smoke weed unless you're around people who have it. (Commonly known as the "moocher smoker")
  Not to mention that inhaling all that chlorophyll and tar is not good for your lungs, plain and simple. With a proper extract, the only things going into your lungs are terpenes and THC.
  Protect your health, and say no to cannabis buds.

I mean, you'll need to test one bag just to confirm what it is right?

Man I have been too destitute to buy any for a while and this photo got me drooling a bit fr