As a Seventy-Two-Year-Old Democrat, Am I Too Young to Run for Congress?
As a Seventy-Two-Year-Old Democrat, Am I Too Young to Run for Congress?
www.mcsweeneys.net As a Seventy-Two-Year-Old Democrat, Am I Too Young to Run for Congress?
Before I blew out all seventy-two candles on my birthday cake this year, I made a wish. I wished for something that had been gnawing at my soul eve...

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For Congress? No. Little young for president though. Need at least 10 years more experience. And a medical issue wouldn't hurt.
18 0 ReplyNow hold on, first we have to find out how evil this 72 year old is. Yeah, he's 'young' but maybe he makes up for that with vicious murderous intentions!!
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Licking the boots knows no age!
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