My school district is WAY smarter than this, all the teachers and staff just start saying the words more than the kids do until they think it's corny.
I am almost 28 and use way more gen z/alpha slang than my 21 year old sister does. It becomes your permanent lexicon after a while and you keep using the words no matter how outdated they are. I say yeet at least once a day still.
I can imagine that working, actually.
As a teacher, I can attest that it works beautifully.
Students, I'm a total baka hentai amirite?
Guys??
On god you raw dogged the whole squad with that one cuh
Bruh, on God I'm not even gonna cap - you're being such a sigma male with that low key bussin mood, but say less about the rizz because you're doing too much with that type shit. Gucci fit, and I love that for you, but it's giving major gyatt energy, so no cap, that's high key straight fire, baka!
Demerits for misuse of "say less" and "baka". Other than that, high marks!
"Say less" is etymologically tied to "say no more". It is possible that I am wrong about "baka", because I'm an otaku, but I presume they're using it in the anime way, and not just completely divorcing it from its actual meaning. I might be giving them to much credit.
Bet
hastily scribbles fetch on the board
Stop trying to make fetch happen.
Inappropes
Streets ahead of you
You doin too much
Love that for you
Why?
Also, you can't stop language from changing. Change is certain. We don't talk like people 100 years ago and that's a good thing.
Those are phrases that get repeated verbatim as responses, which is the hypothetical reason they might be included on this (maaaaybe fake?) list. I'm actually slightly tired of them too, I have a couple students that really overuse them as responses to everything.
...Though I'd never be dumb enough to tell them that.Love that for you
Yeah, they forgot to put "on my soul" on the list, though the kids at my school are all illiterate, so they just parrot it as "oh my SO".
Every. Five. Seconds.
The correct solution here is to just use these back at them at every opportunity. I feed on the cringe every time they say they didn't do something and I get the privilege to respond, flatly and with enunciation: "Cap."
My guess is they are used sarcastically/ironically and whoever made the board is sick of hearing them.
Can we get a date on this? I don’t see skibidi or sus. And I’m most surprised to see the youths embracing finna
It took me a while to realize this wasn’t a lookup table
Me too. Felt old before realizing it wasn't a lookup table and then felt older after realizing it was a simple list.
If my kid ever comes home from school with a picture like this I'm having words with the teacher. Let the children have their fun ffs
Kids are gonna kids
I don't understand what teachers think a "banned words list" is gonna accomplish except being the new target of bored kids/teens
(Unless they're just tired of hearing it, but this isn't a good solution imo)
Type S? Not an Acura fan?
It's such a bizarre list too.
They're not cusses. What's wrong with "love that for you"? I could've easily seen myself saying that in 2009, is the meaning vastly different than what I think?
How did all of this brain damage manifest itself?
Literally 1984
This is literally just banning AAVE in class. That teacher probably thinks she's an anti-racist "ally".
the problem is aave gets appropriated by white kids who abuse an actual dialect for their slang and overuse it.
Where grimace shake and skibidi shit
Every cohort of kids will have their slang and in-jokey vocabulary, a very small part of which will be entered permanently into the lexicon. I'd like to nominate "rizz" as this generation's contribution.
skibidi [adj.]
- nonsense (derogatory)
That's my pick.
Nah, that one is going to be emblematic of this period. In 2035 they're going to look back at videos from 2024 and hear all the skibidi and cringe the same way we do looking back at 2006 and hearing "FAIL!" every other word.
Man, rizz is the new yeet, and both belong on the pedestal of excellent slang.
Im finna yeet rizz into heavy rotation
Gucci is banned? …the gang won’t be pleased.
Why are grandmas banned, what did the do
start listing them out continuously untill you get expelled
And here I thought that they misspelt 'banal'...
Sweet fresh words. You da bomb, right list of legit dope slang. Boyah!
This list is missing "on my soul", which the illiterate children at my school (who have only ever heard it on snaptok and facegram, and are only poorly parroting it) replace with "oh my SO".
Dude, what a gnarly bunch of dweebs like, you can't use that language, doy!
And again I am banned.
On god I have a co-worker named Riz though. Straight bussin’.
So saying the n-word is just fine? Really weird priorities here.
student: "Yo, bro do you have the answer to number 4?"
Teacher: "we don't say this here"
Student: "I'm sorry you fucking teacher cunt"
Teacher: "its fine. just try to remember next time."
No Skibidi Ohio? Has this gone out of fashion?
I recall this meme from a year or so back with a different joke attached.
On da strempf
But fReEdOm Of SpEeCh somehow prevents laws against million dollar donations by private companies for elected officials.
- literally
