Trump's Military Birthday Parade Was a Gross Failure
Trump's Military Birthday Parade Was a Gross Failure
Trump got the expensive military parade he wanted on his birthday, courtesy of Lockheed Martin, Palantir, and American taxpayers.
Drumpf, the entirety of the Republican party and their voters are all GROSS FAILURES...
Republicans: I know you are, but what am I?
Cuz it was a graft. They just pocketed all the sponsorships and stuff.
that dismal display was 45 million?
It’s a parade for a grifter, they went the extra mile and grifted the parade spending too.
Special thanks to our sponsor of the US Army - Coinbase!
this shit cost like $4k per attendee
It looks like toy tanks and plastic army men marching.
What was it after tax?
A net failure
Welcome to the United States Army and have a great life,” Trump said after they recited the Oath of Enlistment.
Trump, after they did all the "unimportant constitution" parts: "I thought we edited that out"
Welcome to the parade sponsored by Carl's Jr
When I was a young boy my father took me to the McDonald's to see the covefe
After two hours, the event reached its logical conclusion: political speeches. J.D. Vance briefly went first. “June 14 is of course the birthday of the Army,” Vance said. “It is, of course, the birthday of the president of the United States. And Happy Birthday, Mr. President.” He delivered the laugh line of the night. “It’s also my wedding anniversary,” he said before immediately leaving the stage.
DJ PopeKillah got the parade for free!
And his base will still support him.
Emphasis on gross