Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world Gork @sopuli.xyz 3mo ago Is Man not entitled to the Thiccccc of his brow? Alt text: BioShock banner reading "No gods or kings only thick thighs"
No says the man of !fitgirls@lemmynsfw.com, thighs should never touch, no says the man of !midriffmoe@ani.social stomachs are more sexy, no say the man of !animefeet@lemmynsfw.com heavy breathingI rejected those answers and demanded my skull be crushed by thicc thighs
I chose the impossible. I chose... suddenly the camera reveals the landscape of butts from the Baby Got Back music video Massture!
Tree trunks make ya thunk That you wanna dip and dunk It's a meal not a snack, Let me hear you holler back.
Would you kindly direct me toward said "thicc thighs"?
Edit: typo
!thighdeology@ani.social
Mostly wanted to make the "Would you kindly" joke, but still. Thanks.
Yeth, abtholutely, thir!