I absolutely wore earplugs when my baby was screaming. Well over 90dB, well over 30 min. Still very sure I have hearing damage, especially in the ear on the side that I favoured when holding him to try and comfort him.
Lol.
More power to you, and thank you for the reassurance that a vasectomy was the right decision for me.
What you need is another baby, one of equal amplitude, but opposite phase, to the one you already have. Made of anti-matter, probably.
Would opposite phase really matter? You could just vary the distance between them I think.
He’s been told he’s not allowed to do tariffs.
"Just pick him up" (so he screams into your ear)
Haha. Once was enough times for me to learn from making that mistake. Now I put in hearing protection first.
Put the baby outside. Problem solved.
I can think of a couple of things, but they'll get you on a list.
You need to smother that baby so it doesn't give itself hearing loss!
I thought the /s was implied.
We need to make Rage Cubes for babies.
How about putting your baby in a gently swinging crib? Or play some soft music for your baby in Sprunki Retake to help him sleep better.
