Researcher: "Well, you see, when hippos run very fast, there are moments when their four limbs are in the air, it's as if-"
Journalist: "HIPPOPOTAMOS CAN FLY!!!! THE FUCKING HIPPOS FLY!!!! A HIPPO JUST HIT THE PENTAGON!"
Ok Georgie boy, you've trained for this. Sit and wait for your handler. Just sit and wait for your handler.
And it is now the penta gone!
Ok I’ll see myself out…
And it is now the penta gone!
Ok I’ll see myself out.
Is it even considered running if that doesn't happen?
Why would it not be?
#Yo dawg.
#I heard you like comments.
#So I prefix every line with a hashtag so I can comment my comment while I comment.
exit 1
The user just wanted their post to…
…”take off”.
😎YYEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
just Tumblr Brain things
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#!/usr/bin/env bash
But can hippos reach escape velocity?
They can but not by themselves
Next time on Smarter Every Day!
One thing I learned from Kerbal space program is that anything flies with enough boosters
I am very certain that most animals can get airborne, even for prolonged periods of time,when reaching high enough speed. The trick lies in accelerating them to sufficient speed. Safe landing and deceleration can also pose a problem.
That’s why I sleep with a hippo net around my bed
https://www.horsesandus.com/the-4-basic-horse-gaits-explained/
Neat breakdown of walk vs trot vs canter vs gallop, for horses.
Non-nonsensical headline and brief summary of hipoos gaits: evidently they have been observed reaching a trot, which does include moments where two feet are coming up, and two down, thus for that brief moment, the hippo is 'suspended' or... """airborne""".
When I woke up this morning, I didn't anticipate I'd be spending 15 minutes reading about how horses walk, but it was well worth that time!
Happy to help put a little getty-up in your get-along, haha!
I feel like I am part of a rather rare confluence of relavant demographics here:
Was raised around horses, have dated horse girls, have ridden and cared for horses.
Have been a copy editor for a student newspaper.
Have also done a lot of game modding and aleays been a tech dork, so the kinematics/mechanics of properly animated horses are also interesting that way.
Fun fact: if a hippo runs fast enough they can travel trough time
Ahctually it's not running unless all feet are off the ground at some point.
Only for bipedals. Quadrupedal animals can well keep a leg on the ground at all times even when moving at speed. To borrow from another comment here: Would you call a stampeding elephant "walking"?
Just to chase flying pigs.
Fly, my pretties! Fly!
