Elon Musk ‘took so much ketamine campaigning it damaged his bladder’
Elon Musk ‘took so much ketamine campaigning it damaged his bladder’
Billionaire Elon Musk is also alleged to have used ecstasy and psychedelic mushrooms — and sources suggest it could have affected his work at Doge
Does this mean he and cheeto benito got a discount on diapers in bulk? You know rich people are penny pinchers so they definitely had the conversation.
Please accept this upvote for "cheeto benito" 😂
So, not only can he no longer get it up, he can no longer hold it in?
🎤 Get it up, hold it in, let me begin…
It probably does the opposite. Fucked up bladder means he can't piss and probably needs a catheter.
Ugh catheters suck, but fuck him. He deserves it.
I'm pretty sure the bladder wasn't the only thing that was damaged!
There was rumor his lil Elon is damaged to shit from getting penis implants.
OK hadn't heard that before. 🤣
I was thinking of his brain. Because that's gotten completely whacked, 🤡It fails to elongate
Your honor, there's no way to prove that it wasn't from the hair plugs
The new tesla cyber diaper.
I wonder if this statement is a cover story for his failed gender affirming surgery that rendered him impotent and possibly led him to become such a transphobe
Oh, shit, is that why he's a transphobe? Because women get to have penises but he doesn't?
that's not enough damage. come on, elon, you pussy. show us what you can really do.
Good. Now leave us all alone, piss-baby Musk.
There was a period in my life where I was hopelessly an alcoholic. I know the shame of pissing the bed as an adult. I want this for Elon. Always.
oh, what a shame that is.. /s
Who would have guessed the world's least responsible person is a massive smackhead?
Quoted as saying “Whatever, I’ll buy a new one.”