What's the point of creating a satire post when you spoil it up front? At the very least put the notice at the very end or don't add one at all. If people get offended by satire let them get offended. It doesn't hurt. https://youtu.be/vbsHox73mRo
The furry community is like 75% gay guys, 20% trans folks, and 5% straight people. And despite the improved accessibility, there are still a damn lot of techie nerds in the fandom. =D