Analysts: "Maybe some sort of advanced camoflage?"
Analysts: "Maybe some sort of advanced camoflage?"
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#Reality:
Apprentice: "I put new tires on the plane like you asked, boss!"
New cope cage just dropped???
63 0 Replycoopercage was the first thing that came to mind
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Noncredibledefense is leaking again
42 0 Reply"Mr President, we have no armors to protect the planes against bombs' fragmentation."
"Very well, let them have car tires."
ps: it must be effective against something.
39 0 ReplySupposedly it helps disguise the image from image targeting, I'd guess it is only useful until new images are added with tyres on
36 0 Replywouldn't it be more useful to break up its silouette, or something?
Or even just cover it in a tarpaulin? surely they can manage to find enough material of some sort in all of russia to make a makeshift cover. It's gotta be easier than car tyres.
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Goodbye fuel economy and aerodynamics.
Those tires aren't light.
31 0 ReplyWhy would you think they intend to fly like that? What caused you to reach that conclusion?
44 0 ReplyI would assume he is being funny.
30 0 Reply“Well, people always say they’re tired after a long flight so I assumed they were handed a tire as they disembarked.”
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It's fine, they'll fall off at takeoff anyway
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That poor plane looks tired. Better not explode it.
14 0 ReplyOops, I almost missed the meme just looking at the picture.
14 0 ReplyNobody's talkin about that white jizzing thing on the right?
12 0 ReplyIsn't that one of those mini airport vehicles?
2 0 ReplyWoops sorry that was me
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Who needs chainmail when you have tiremail.
11 0 ReplyDo they know of anything that burns better than burning tires? Because I don't. I think you can actually make solid booster rockets out of tire rubber. Bags of dirt would have been better.
8 0 ReplyProbably to confuse CV
5 0 ReplyRussian government on some McGiver shit
5 0 ReplyTransformers: Age of Vultron
3 0 ReplyAlright lads, wheels up in 20!
3 0 ReplyThat's not a plane! It has WAY too many wheels! Clearly, this is not the strike target you're looking for.
2 0 ReplyThis doesn't look like tires to me, but a sticker. The tries would be falling off the side of the fuselage
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