Bad crops... Bad crops everywhere! What is Ruby?!! Japanese Noh music? Simple sounding, Rigorously stuck in it's ways, but incredible complex underneath?
If you think that anyone can write CSS correctly that's pixel perfect, responsive and portable across browsers, it means you've never been done enough front end work.
Web Standards and CSS is hard, much like Haskell and the analogy of jazz: extremely versatile and flexible but pretty hard to appreciate the beauty of it if you're a beginner