Skip Navigation
4 comments

  • However, unlike Americans, they can find Nigeria on a map.

    • Hey, I can find it on a map just fine! I've known where it is ever since that prince fucked me over for a ton of money.

  • Some poor sap on Kepler-22b getting messages about their car's extended warranty.

  • the fact we're not lasered down yet proves there's no alien species more intelligent than us