The Primus Directive

I'm goin' down to starfleet gonna have myself a time!

Friendly faces everywhere! Humble officers without temptation

Goin' down to Starfleet gonna leave my woes behind.

Ample docking day or night! Crewman shouting Aye aye captain!

Headin' on up to starfleet gonna uphold the prime!

Kirk & Riker: [Mumbles about banging hot women aliens]

So come on down to Starfleet and meet some crew of mine!

Stardate 4513.3, this is the Captain's Log of the Starship O'Malley's Alley under Captain Tommy the Cat.... "I remember it as though it were a meal ago..."

Also, please tell me this image was from "I, Mudd" from the original series' second season.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I,_Mudd