Memes @sopuli.xyz Stamets @lemmy.world 2mo ago

Durability of children

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Dads are definitely like this with both
- My 10 year old gets the full throws and body slams onto the couch, the baby gets the guided tosses. In water though...you better hold your nose, your gonna find out how we played in the 90s after watching WWF hopped up on Surge and Kid Cuisine.
Once met a dad who treated his daughter like #2, she was a little badass. Hope she's a grown-up badass now.
- My parents treated me like #2. And by #2 I mean shit.
  
  Don't worry, there will come a time in their elderly years when they need care, and you'll have that talk about putting them in a nice retirement home.
  
  And you'll say to them......"Well, good luck with that."
Why not both?
- Yeah in my experience it is both with both. Tire them out by throwing them around and then snuggle up.
- Kissing your son is gay
  
  You... Realize the logical extension of this is that kissing your daughter is incest, right?
  
  You forgot your /s
Both with my daughter, but never going quite as far as swinging her around by one limb. Just flopping her over my shoulder like she's a sack of potatoes, then holding her ankles and dangling her upside down against my back. She loves it, and will actively try to climb up my chest when I'm sitting to flop over my shoulder herself sometimes.
- I think he's doing tricep extensions in the picture.
Buster Keaton's parente used to launch him off the stage and into the audience as the "indestructible child"
- See, and look how he turned out!
  
  I don't know who Buster Keaton is.....I assume some kind of professional mosh pitter, and stage diver?
Durability of Children sounds like it would be a book in The Culture scifi series.
- "Scratches at level 6, with deeper grooves at level 7"
  
  And now for the burn test

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