GGGGGGIIIIIII JOOOOOOOOOOOE

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Pork chop sandwiches!
- Hey kid I'm a computer, stop all the downloading!
  
  mimimimimimi mimimimimimimimimi
  
  mimi?
  
  Nah I’m just playin wit’chu.
- I want to ride my motorcycle
Smart Barb is a great trope. Conan was clever and sharp, just uneducated.
- Was he uneducated? Ah least the movie version got to study philosophy as mich as i recall...
  
  I haven't read many stories yet but I thought he generally looks down on intellectuals. Maybe that's where I got it.
Men me me me me. I am computer. Stop the downloads.
The bardbarian on the other hand needs enough charisma to charm even the most unlikeliest of opponents and the constitution that can withstand their passion.
🎶 He'll fight for money, wherever there's money,
Murder Hobo is there! 🎶
"I would like to ~~rage~~ fight Cobra using advanced teamwork"
But... Knowing is wisdom, not intelligence.
- ...not in fifth-edition dungeons + dragons: knowledge checks are intelligence, judgement is wisdom...
  
  5e 🤢
Pokemon pwned Hasbro

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