Why we don't build houses with silver nails

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Wouldn’t riddling the house’s body with silver ~~bullets~~ nails STOP it from turning into a werehouse?
- No, the silver nails would kill the house when it turns into a werehouse. Or, it'd just die upon the nail being hammered in originally.
Wait, this doesn't make any sense. Why would a house turn into a ware(were)house? A human doesn't turn into a werehuman.
- Maybe we do. How would you know.
  
  Considering 'were' just means human, technically we all turn into a werehuman on a full moon.
  
  Except Stephen Miller, he's obviously a vampire.
- it should've turned into a doghouse
..,lol that the comments are trying to rationalize a dad joke...
A person that turns into a warehouse during the full moon would be a brilliant d&d character.
It only it 'were' a house.

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