Soy milk is simply Spanish milk introducing itself

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Son: Dad, could you pass me the milk? Dad: Which one Son: Soy milk Dad: HOLA MILK SOY TU PADRE
No, that'd be Leche. Soy milk is just English milk introducing itself in Spanish
- It works better with chorizo
  
  I love it. Didn't know it existed.
  
  Soy Sauce literally translates to "I'm Willow tree"
10/10 dad joke. With all the cheesy friends I have who turned into even cheesier dads, I can't believe this is thr first time hearing this joke lol
Nut milk comes from male cows.
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