My husband? Normal day.
78 0 Reply67 0 ReplyI just walked past a parked car as I read that—it's been nice knowing you all
33 0 ReplyA couch. Is this like one of JD Vance's fantasies? To be fucked by a couch?
27 0 ReplyOh no.
24 0 ReplyToilet paper? All according to plan
24 0 ReplyWhat a horrible day to be working around mig welding machines.
17 0 ReplyA 30cm offset serrated bread knife? At least the base is vaguely flared.
15 0 ReplyI'm not putting my cat up my butt, you fucking weirdo.
15 0 ReplyWell.. it's a door. At least my ass will be closed for business after that.
13 0 ReplyA wall?!
11 0 ReplyIt's a car. RIP
10 0 Replylooks at radiator dubiously
10 0 ReplyPoor cat
9 0 ReplyMy poor Blåhaj…
8 0 ReplyI now own a Browntooth speaker.
8 0 ReplyThis is rather convenient, as the object to my left is a roll of toilet paper
7 0 ReplyThere’s a window, but just outside the window is a tall skinny CACTUS
7 0 ReplyOf all guitars, why did I choose a ten-string one
7 0 ReplyA double width bus chair
Fuck
6 0 ReplyWell shit, I guess I have to re-enact 1 man 1 jar...
6 0 ReplyI was leaning against this when I opened the post:
6 0 ReplyHairbrush. It'd fit fine, but it's got rubberized paint that's coming off the handle. :/
6 0 ReplyI’m at the DMV, a teenaged girl is sitting next to me 😬
6 0 ReplyI am currently regretting my choice to sit in the garden. About 20 concrete blocks.
5 0 Replya nice soft blanket. not sure how much will fit but I bet when I take it out it'll feel like taking packing out of your sinuses after an infection.
I can BREATHE!
5 0 ReplyWater heater 😮💨
5 0 ReplyReading this on the toilet, literally it's toilet paper
5 0 Replya wall
5 0 ReplyThe wall? I wonder how that's gonna work
5 0 ReplyWell, my terrier is going up my ass, apparently. Sorry, boy.
5 0 ReplySmall metal filling cabinet that is wider than I am, death is what I get
5 0 ReplyA towel. Idk how im gonna make this work. Maybe if soaked with enough lube or oil 🤔
5 0 ReplyNot sure how a television is gonna fit, but here we go
5 0 ReplyTP
5 0 ReplyHoly mackerel, it's the house!
5 0 ReplyOkay but it doesn’t specify entirely up your ass, just up your ass. So a Bo staff wouldn’t be that bad, it’s smooth at least.
4 0 Reply4 0 ReplyCup.
Uhhhh
4 0 ReplyA jar. We all know how that ends.
4 0 ReplyIts just a big ol stuffy, I'll be fine after the surgery.
3 0 ReplySharpie.
slightly concerned it doesn't have a flare but this isn't gonna go too wrong I don't think.
3 0 ReplyNice, just a coke spoon
3 0 ReplyA mirror. Or... Myself?
3 0 ReplyThe first time I saw this post: sunglasses
The second time: 375mL can of beer.
The third time: my cat.
3 0 ReplyIdk how to interpret this when I read it while laying on my right side. What's on my left... the sun?
3 0 ReplyEither my 10in tablet, or my huge
ashtraybowl3 0 Replyentire crate of water bottles.
3 0 ReplyIts either a large flat screen or CRT that weighs like 70 pounds, I am going to die.
3 0 ReplyIt's like a 6ft x 2ft painting (2m x 0.7m roughly) on the wall. Going to be a rough night.
2 0 ReplyThankfully just a lip balm...
2 0 ReplyRoll of toilet paper.
2 0 ReplyLarge banana stuffie. Could be worse.
2 0 ReplyAn ~12"x18"x1" wooden cutting board...
I can make this work.
2 0 ReplyHARDER!!
2 0 ReplyAir purifier....
2 0 ReplyA chair..
2 0 Reply4 ft is about 1.2m - a Bo is typically around 1.8m
2 0 ReplyComputer 👀
2 0 ReplyOh no it's my dog!
2 0 ReplyCat wand toy.
Perforated bowel coming up
2 0 ReplyWhew, just a coffee mug.
2 0 ReplyA bigass shelf. I'm going to die.
2 0 ReplyI'm pretty sure air already does this
1 0 ReplyTo my left is my dog Courage, she weighs about 50 lbs so having her shoved up my ass would probably end my life
1 0 ReplyA teaspoon, or worryingly the kitchen table upon which it is sitting.
1 0 ReplyRefrigerator. Oofta
1 0 ReplyI'm in bed laying on my right side... So the ceiling fan? 💀
1 0 ReplyVlad the impaler
1 0 ReplyThe finger pointed at the fish tank.
1 0 ReplyA two person seat on a train. Altho with a little shifting, ok now just my backpack. Been wanting to replace my daily anyway, make this one the dirty work pack.
1 0 ReplyPerfect day* to be a martial artist
1 0 ReplyToday its luggage. I'm gonna need a lube wale...a belube wale.
1 0 ReplyI keep telling my girlfriend that yes, bulk liquid soap has its advantages, but have we really done a thorough analysis of the potential second and third order consequences?
1 0 Replyan acoustic guitar. just shoot me...
1 0 ReplyFloor to ceiling window…
1 0 Reply... 40 oz metal water bottle...
1 0 Reply