It seems like you've been asleep for 15 years if that's the version of Android your phone is running
Far more reliable than modern smartphones. My last 2 just kill alarm randomly to save battery.
It's an old meme but it checks out sir.
Don't sleep. Stay up all night. Drink shit ton of water and stay mobile as much as possible. Eat a 4th or 5th meal too.
Then go to sleep super early because of the exhaustion.
...sigh...
Yep, that's what I usually do as well. If I sleep for only an hour or two, then trying to wake up and get going for the world is going to be absolute hell. So I stick it out. Although there will be moments in the day that I regret that decision.
Usually I'll end up sleeping early that next day but every now and then, it's like you're almost so tired that there's an integer overflow and you end up wide awake again. So sometimes after an all nighter, I'll only actually end up going to sleep at like 3am the next night. Usually when I've got some stupid fkn pointless fixation going on, like working on a game guide or making lists of something to collect.
I foresee copious amounts of caffeine in your near future.
Then you'll have to prepare for the crash. Depending on how long you need to be awake it could work...
Yep. Either that, or you're just exhausted but also caffeinated so can't sleep, and then you can't focus all day, and end up being unproductive.
Hopefully it's for a flight or something, and you're a good airplane sleeper.
My first smartphone was originally a Windows 8 phone but my dad put Cyanogen (the predecessor of Lineage aka degoogled Android) on it. Must have been something like 2012. The UI looked exactly like this.
Who the hell uses Piezo as their alarm ringtone? It must be one of the most annoying sounds in the universe!
THAT'S THE POINT
*you, having a nice drea-
OH GOD I HATE THIS SOUND TURN IT OFFFFFFUUUCCKK.
If you haven't set your alarm to be Bullet for my Valentine, have you really tried wakemaxxing??
That UI brings back memories.
at that point, no and also caffeine and also dear god e̶̹̮̔̓͛̆̐̿̕͜ͅv̶̫͈̞͔̩̖͂e̴͉̭͆ȓ̶͈̙̈́͐͊̉͜y̶̛̛̹͔̱̲̼͌ţ̷̵̶̴̵̸̵̶̴̶̴̷̴̶̴̨̧̨̡̨̛̛̛͓͎͔̣̪͍̤͔̤̥̖͎̱̘̦͉̘̞̮̼̗̪̜͇̘͕̺̲̤̩̠͍̣̦̞̞͙̝͇̬͙̙̣̻͙̬͖̬͔̝̜̬̺̻̤͈͍̖͉͉̜̟̠̟͖̼̟̯̥͆̐͑́́̋̇̿̿̆̂̒̂̓̆̅̔̇̎͊̿̌̽̋̈́͑̃̍̋̎̄͂̐́̐̄̆́̊͗́͆͂͋̇̒́́̋̾̍͋̂̀͐̚͘̚̕̚͘͜͠͠ͅͅh̸̴̵̴̷̵̵̶̵̶̶̡̡̨̧̢̨̛̛͙͙̟̞̟͕̞̟̫͇͖̜̺̞͖̟̞͉͈͕̳͍̬̝̼̻̳͇̤̖̠͍̞͖͚̯̱̞̥̼͓̱͇͚̻̮̩̺̣̳̫̺̹̙̪͖̝̙͖̩̟̬̩̺̪͓͋̓̒̀̇̿̒̄̎̊̀͗̄̉̈̐͒̀̀̂͌̽͊́̀̿̄̎̃̉͋͆̄̄̈́̂̏̊̓͒̊̓̑͌̊̀̂̅̍̍̂͗̀̂͛̋̿̕̕͘̕̚͘͘͜͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅì̴̶̶̷̷̴̴̵̸̴̷̶̸̴̸̴̡̡̢̧̡̡̨̹̩̤̼̳̮͍̲̖̼̦͚̺̜̖̜͇̹̺̗̫͙͎͙̰̯͓̘̬̻̩̮͎̼̗̥̟͍̯̣̺̲͇̦͓̬̲͚͓̰͉̯͇̼̬̥͎̙̣͎̖̩̦͔̣̻̝̖̹̩̝͍̩̫́̿̄́͌͆̒̇̈́̉̅̀͌̔̏̿́̿̂̓̾͌̐̔̋̈̅̈́̃̽̾̿͊̈́́̀̅̊̅͗͋̌͆̉̉͌̃̾̌͂̿̑̉̉̐̀̓͛̽̃̔̐͊̍̌̈̀̅̽̋̎̈́͗̏̀͂̆̓͒͋́͘̕̕͘̕͘̚̕̕͘͜͜͠͝͝͠͝͝͠͝͝n̶̵̶̵̵̸̶̵̵̷̵̴̸̷̡̡̧̧̡̡̡̛̛̘͚͎̮͚̩͙̠͓̫̯͈͙̞̹̹̝̲̖͍̪̪̲͎̹̻̻̬͔̻̥̯̩̮͉̠̜̹̥̺̣͉͈̙͙̮̥͖̟͖͔̠̪̗̪͉͆̒̂̿̌̉̉̐͒̂̀̀̎̈̑̈́͋̅̂̂͛̍̃̈͒̉͑̾́̈́̅̋͗̃̆̆̾̑̓͑̓̉̈́͌̿̆̌̿̂͐̉̇̃͋̏̚̚̚͜͜͠͠͝͝͝͠͠͠͠ģ̶̵̸̶̸̸̷̸̵̵̴̵̷̶̷̶̵̶̡̢̨̡̢̨̨̛̱̰̮̟̝̗̞̬͕̱̞̣̩͙̱̮̞̰̳̳̻͉̻̲͇̗͚̹̤̲̖̘͕͔͓͍̭̯̤̺͖̜̗͓̬̜̠̰̱̤̥̼͙̺͓̬̘̟͇͉͓̙̘͔͔̖̩̪̺̰͇̣͚͈̖̹̣̥̗̺͖͇̱̖͕̣̀͑͊̓̃͊̋̄̓́̍̀͊͊̽̄͗̉̆̎̓̀̍̃̐̓̒̎̄̒̅̾͑͊͊̈́̓̑͐̎́̿́̈́͋̀̓͋̅́̿̀̌͋͋̓̔͊̇͂̀͐̇̓̋̈́̓̊͊̀̆̿̀͊́͗͆̈͗̍̏̎͐̂̀͒̏̆̿͐̓̅̊̈̌̄̎̀̅̏͌͊̂́̊͑̈́̑̾̈̾̿̓͗́͐̕̕̚͘͘̕͜͜͠͠͝͝͝͠͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅş̷̶̸̷̸̵̶̵̷̸̴̴̷̸̨̧̧̢̛̛̛̛̮̪͎̱̩̻̰͍̲̥̪̻͕̫̜̩̗͓̥͉͔̯̥̣̺̦̺̲̠̜̤̪͕͓̞̻̯̼̫͙̙̟̺͓̞͓̤̳̫̥̞̥̟̩̱̥͙͉̦͖͔̼̤̦̖͖̂͛͂͂̀̂͒̆̈́̈́͌͛̈̽͌̑̈́̈̓̍͂̉̊͊̃̈́̀̀̂̑̿͂̀͊̑̍̅͛̈́̔̑̋̍̐̓͗̀̿̅͐̎̀̏͋̒͂̂̓̓̄̄̈́̊̀̒͆̒̈͒̆͗̚͘̕̕̚̚͘͘͜͜͝͝͝ͅͅͅ ̷̷̸̷̴̴̸̸̴̸̸̵̷̷̷̷̢̧̢̧̨̢̢̢̛̛̘̮̣̣̺͉̰̖̳̟̩̱̜͇̩̝̤̦̠̘̜̭͇̺̩̬̘͕͈̮̪͉͖̤͚̲̣̘̼̰̤̱͇̜͕͕̯̙̠̥̣̘̣̠̜̻͎̥̯͕̥̩͉̦͇͕̞̟̳͎͈̮͊̔͆̂̂́̃̃̀̂͛̈́̆͌̑͌̑̓̔̒͊͑̈̐̄̊͛̽̅͐̈́͌̐͒̓̑͆̏̿̿́̋̆̽̆̂͑̄͌̍̉̑̌̋͛̆͌̄̐̆̓̑͒̇͂͊͑̚͘̚̚̚̚̚͜͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅr̸̶̴̶̴̵̶̵̢̢̨̢̢̧̨͍̟̣̟̬̖̱͇͖̥̠̻͉̘̲̺͕̱̪̗̝͙̫͚̫͙̥̫͍͇̗̹̲͚̣̖̦̠̩̥̠̘̉̈̉̀̒̊̌̈͌̽͗̀́̿̆̆́̓̆̎̄̀̀͆̄̔͐̃͐̂͂̒͑̓̔́͐̾͛̿̀̾̚͘̚ȩ̷̴̸̸̷̶̴̸̵̵̵̴̶̵̶̶̶̴̴̸̸̨̨̨̡̡̡̡̡̧̧̡̨̛̛̛͙͕̺̖͎̻͉̥͓̮̻̲̬͔̹͍̦̭̦̪̠͕̝͖̳͉̬̗̯̗̻̳̦̼͈̬͔͓͍̥̤͍̲͓̩̼̬̫̪͍͔̖͈̖̫̦̘̯̻͓̯̗̱̗̟͉̥̟͓̱͈͚̞̹̯͖̰͚̗͔̣̻͓͇͉̣̜̗̝̠̘̱͙͉̝͕̙͇̩̠̪͎̹̤̻͉͖͖̳͓̮̳͎̰͍̫̤͂̒̇́̓͆̅̅͊̏̑̔̂̏̽̓̈́̎͂͛͊̍̽̂̆͑̂̊͊̏̾͋̔̔̏̊̈́̀͗̿̄̀̊̀͆̍͊̃́̒̃͛͆͌̃͆̂̂̀̾͗̎̆̋́̆̀͋̉͐̈́̋́̐̋̓̋͂̓̏͋̔͑́͗͘̕̚̕͜͜͜͝͠͠͝ͅͅͅͅd̸̶̷̴̵̸̵̵̸̶̷̵̸̨̧̡̛̛̛̛̙͚͎͓̝̯̯̮̮̪̗̞̥̰̪̹̺͇͖̦̼̗͔͔̲̲̱̫̩͕̙̗̲̗̳͈̰̫͎̭̺̠̭̻̻͕̠̙͙͖̲̖͕̥̺͊̉̃̎̀͋̽̿̊́̀̌͋͊͗̃̆̐͐͑̋̊̒̀̍̉͐̋̑͑͋̓̀̈́̀̃̉͑̔̐̊̇̎͒̄̀̈́͑͋͌́̂̇͆̈́̋̔̒̈̚̕̕̕͜͝͠͝ͅͅ
I once screwed myself over and worked for 24 whole hours with 3 part time jobs. Load in(setting up a stage) for IATSE at 4am, then a 7am start at cafe, then off to a grocery store to stock shelves by 2pm, then back to IATSE for loadout (teardown) at 10pm and finally a reprieve from this capitalist hellscape at 4am...
Why is my phone judging me?
