Cell phone and a roll of toilet paper.
Are mental illnesses an accessory?
Noise-cancelling headphones and allergy meds (at least this time of year)
Mallet and chisel
reads news oh.
Full bathtub and a toaster
A cat and a laptop.
The cat can also sitt on the laptop keybord.
Pocket knife and a zippo.
A pillow and a sweater that gets taken on and off unsure if you really need it
Dual-weilding plushies
A bottle of diet soda and a guitar that I can't play
Half of an ortholinear split keyboard and a trackball that's missing the ball.
A joint and a laptop
A big gulp and a pack of cigarettes
Pills and cool rocks.
Don't get them mixed up.
A pillow and my phone
Weed vape and this bad boy
A cat and a cup of tea
A RAID controller and a tin of snus.
A hat and buyer's remorse.
Tonka: Ambulance & portable cardiac monitor.
Guilt and regret
My computer and my cat
Depression/Anxiety meds to keep it real. My cat Mochi.
😅
An e-book and a sofa
Tears and toilet paper.
A pocket knife and a houseplant in a pot.
Anxiety and, due to a manufacturing bug or something, a second anxiety instead of something else.
A cat and a bike
My action figure is 3d printed and included are STL files to print your own damn accessories.
A laptop and an anal plug.
2 gray kitties
Bass and bong
A pair of drift skates, with an interchangeable pair of crutches.
A capybara and one of those guitars that’s, like, double guitars? Y’know?
a lever action rifle and a bass guitar
Realistically a book and a writing utensil but more honestly my phone and a joint
A clone and an android doppelganger and none of us know who is which
A sword and a dildo. Fightin' or f...un. Your call.
A Gardner that comes with a seedling and a grown tree
Touring kayak and back country skis
A dab rig and a camera
Shades and a whiskey glass.
Track saw and climbing shoes.
My cat and my cell phone
A rifle and a freezer full of deer.
Original ThinkPad and hacker cap.
Bong and a coffee cup, and I'm wearing pajama pants and an anime T-shirt.
Alternate version is wearing skinny jeans and a Dead Kennedys hoodie, and comes with a bass guitar and different colors of Mohawk that can be removed and replaced.
Black clothes and Thinkpad?
Please not a glass jar
bicycle and pool noodle
Drawing utensils. I should also come with medically indicated compression tights but due to production issues they're usually missing from the box.
A trophy labeled potential being swallowed by a dark blob of depression, and a pair of eyeglasses that give you 20/20 hindsight vision.
A fox terrier and black clothing.
Laptop and Camera.
Drum sticks
New 3ds XL in right hand and a camera bag slung around the neck with a phone, wallet, fidget spinner and cartridge case inside(alegedly since you cant actually open the camera bag.)
Removable neon colored himbo clothes and an old school white Pontiac Fiero.
Weed vape and a coffee, or keyboard and shovel
AR-10 and a fishing rod
A pocket knife and a backpack
packed with a rudimentary medical kit, mineral sunscreen, hand sanitizer, cleaning solution, sandwich bag of folded paper towels, full tang knife, leatherman wave+ multi-tool, bicycle tire pump, small flashlight, headphones, jacket, tube scarf, lighter, pen, pencil, eraser, notebook, usb stick with PoP! OS iso, usb-c cable w/ wall adapter, waterbottle, re-usable coffee cup and a fine layer of dirt over all of it.
Scripture and a jay... The duality of man!
Post-its and a power rack
I guess I pixel cellphone 😓
