Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world "no" banana @lemmy.world 1d ago

Farming beans be like

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If you meet a girl who also likes farming, you should do something sexy to a tractor
I had to google it, it's called a protractor in English.

Nice joke.
- Use a better search next time, like Bing or DuckDuckgo. googol sucks and was never any good.
  
  I used google as a verb, to annoy the company. I use StartPage btw
  
  It’s the best search engine out there in terms of results, but sure
- I watched the new episode of "The Last of Us" yesterday, and they were praising one of the characters for being so smart and triangulating locations supposedly. She said she could do it faster if she had a protractor and all I could think was why wouldn't she just make one if she actually needed it. She's sitting there with paper and a pen.
  
  Not sure why that bothered me at the time, but it bothers me that I let things like that bother me in movies/shows lol
  
  How could she place precise angle marks on her DIY protractor if she doesn't have a protractor in the first place?
- I, an utter imbecile, was trying to find the pun in being "pi rad"
  
  Better than me I was thinking they were showing an 180 degree angle and meant obtuse. Our biases are showing!
Reminds me of a Simpsons joke:

Lisa: I'm studying for the math fair. If I win, I'll bring home a brand new protractor.

Homer: Too bad we don't live on a farm.
Semicircle?

(We call it "semicírculo" in Spanish, had no idea how it was called in English)
- Wait what...
  
  Is this a semicirculo?
  
  That come full circle
gradskiva?
- Hundra procent
Hello Angle Meter. Nice to meet you!
Kątomierz?
pro-classic euclidian plane? what does that have to do with farming?

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