Uncultured

@ObviouslyNotBanana Aglets, BTW, are precisely the right size to go into a seat belt buckle, jam, and not come out again. That cost me a couple of hundred dollars and it turns out I'm not the only one...

Telomeres, right? Then why is nobody saying telomeres?

They are called aglets. Their true purpose is sinister.

Do I get a pass if English is not my first language?

No, before now I did not know the name for it in my first language either.

A-G-L-E-T

Yet another example of the US being under the thumb of big agletculture.

Shoelace foreskins.

I have no idea.

Are you kidding me? Has usb D dropped already??

Shoelace boners.

Really?! No one posted it?

Those are the ends of what are called shoelaces, friend.

I don't know the name but I can tell you how sad they make me when they break and tear off and you have to use a lighter on the now extremely frayed end(s) of your shoelace for just a few seconds, and then pinch off the flame just lightly burning your fingies while molding the shoelace end into a cohesive black carcinogen.

Source: I am cheap

It don fuckin matter what its called, it better have teeth marks on it brother.

food. given how much i chew on them

I've spent hours looking for them so I could finally craft the Lightning boots.

"The plastic tips at the end of shoe laces are called aglets. Their true purpose is sinister."

Fadenendstücke

Whappers

The Simpsons told me what an aglet is years ago.

The question is, do you know what this is?

Ah, but once you know of the aglets, do you know what you put the aglets through? Maybe you should be friends with people who don't know aglets but do know the word for the holes