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he wouldn't find you through the slit
he'd find you through the hole
He'd find you on the couch.
if ye be stool'd he'll let ye be,
but he'll find you on a settee,
or on a chaise lounge spread asunder,
he'll raise your legs and go down under!
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Last thing that loose change in the couch sees.
He's giving it his seed